Mascara Makes Me Sneeze

If I ever write a book, that's going to be the title... "Mascara Makes Me Sneeze!" If you're a man, you have no clue, but if you're a woman... odds are you've sneezed momentarily after putting black paint on your delicate little eyelashes. Then, you have black eyelash stripes on the delicate little skin under your eyes. Will it just rub right off? Heck, no. Most of the time you've got to appy more foundation. This, is exactly what you need when beginning what you know will be a hectic day. When the day starts off with a mascara sneeze... it generally goes south all day.

It would be a laughable book about the small things that life hands us daily to overcome just for the fun of it. Why do you always get the urge to poop in Target? Why, just once can't a drive-through employee give me napkins? Why do I always forget that last load of laundry I put in the washing machine... and have to rewash it because it smells musty when I find it in a few days? Why does Burger King have to run their mushroom swiss burger promotion the same day I start a new diet?? Questions of the universe that someday I'll have time to contemplate. As for now... I'll just blog them your way and see if you have any answers!!