Squeezing fat?

I was just laying on my daughter's bedroom floor as she fell asleep, sizing up how much smaller my "roll" is feeling. When I wondered... Can you squeeze the fat right off of you? I remember my mom using a rolling pin on her belly when I was small. It looked kinda scary, but did it do any good? When you get a massage they say to drink alot of water because the pressure on your tissues pushes toxins into your blood and lymph node system.... Hey, I think I'm onto something here! Could it serously be that easy?? Move over Weight Watchers.... there's a new kid in town... Weight Squeezers!

Thanks loyal fanclub for the calls & email wishes!! Both because of the fall (see below) and just for being a great pep rally of encouragement! I realized this afternoon, that this happens to me every time I get excited about exercise. Last time, I wrenched my left knee (the one with road rash now) and it still hurts from that little attempt at fat burning. Maybe exercise isn't smart until you weigh a little less & could potentially hurt yourself less??? Because frankly, I feel like I got hit by a mack truck. Well, let's say it was a flower delivery truck on it's way to deliver my mommy a beautiful basket of flowers. Nope... it still hurts!

Now, stay tuned for an all new episode of Weight Squeezers! :)