Who invented the bra?

It had to be a man. I'm not opposed to it, but geez, could they be more uncomfortable? I don't know about you, but when I get home... it's the first thing to go. After breastfeeding for 11 months, 4 years ago, my boobies aren't quite where God put them anymore. And I don't dare show my face in public without one. I even cringe when the doorbell rings and I know it's the UPS man. But we don't seem to mind those dangly droopy testicles! I vote men have to wear some sort of pinchy sling shot contraption to keep those boys high & perky all day.

Tea Leoni said the funniest thing about boobies on Letterman one night. He asked if she felt pressure in Hollywood to have hers 'done' after the birth of her daughter (now 7). She laughed and said, "I just roll 'em back up every morning, and tuck 'em in my bra like everybody else!" Wow... the world is well aligned when me and Tea Leoni have the same morning rituals!