the shrunken panties
Hmmm.... I'm not sure , but I think my panties might have shrunk in the dryer. Personal, I realize... but true.
Notice how, even this very moment, you can't really FEEL your undies? They're there (for the majority of you at least). But cha can't really feel them unless you concentrate. But today, I noticed, that mine must have shrunk. Cause I can feel them. Pinchy, uncomfy, noticeable. Great. Just great. It's the cosmic sign from above that those few extra pounds have finally added up to be more than just a few extra. Did I say GREAT! Does Hoodia work? I get tons of email for it. At this junction, one must decide. Do I get up off my (growing) butt and do something, or do I go and buy bigger undies. @#$%#?@#!
Anybody? Anybody? great...


2 Comments:
Scary and true!!! I think my bathing suit shrunk this month too. = )
I actually have given your post some thought...scary, I know. But you are right...I don't notice my undies, unless I they decide to play indian on me...you know the game, you walk and they sneak up behind you!!!
Tracy...you are so funny and insightfull
mandylea
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