Top Ten Ways to Spot a Mommy

Tracy's Top Ten Ways to Spot a Mommy in Public...

10. She's humming the words to a Barney song

9. She has slobber somewhere on her shirt, but doesn't necessarily know it (or care)

8. She know's exactly how much a cheesburger happy meal costs, and has it ready to fork over at any moment.

7. Walks slightly crooked from the hip-monkey phase

6. Absolutely willing to talk to strangers in wal-mart if it means adult conversation!

5. She has that glazed over, just need sleep, zombiefied look in her eye.

4. Most likely wearing stickers or a barbie bandaid

3. Her floorboard has at least 3 bags from fast food restraunts, french fries, and a sippy cup with solidified milk in it.

2. Her hair is pulled back, no makeup, and wrinkled clothes straight off the bathroom floor in the struggle to get the kids to school on time.

And the number one way to identify a mommy in public...
1. She's reminding the waitress to be a good listener and obey when asked to do something the first time!